Year: 1999

I really really hope this is a joke – we are supposedly after Tony Cottee for something like £600k to replace JH. Good player though…

Thankfully, it looks increasingly unlikely that we WILL have to rely on Carl Leaburn to not get our goals – we’re supposedly after getting somebody…

Well this isn’t how I envisaged the century to end – Bill Shankly and his boot room 3 Drillo and the welly wearers 1, and…

Eek – JH is out for about 2 months, thanks to a career-saving operation. Maybe I’m a bit too distrusting of what the club says.…

Ah, Christmas time. Time for yuletide gatherings, mince pies, stuffing your bird and watching the children sit on a dirty old man’s knee in the…

Good grief, they can’t get us because we’re not losing, they can’t get us because the players are (mostly) behind Drillo, they can’t even get…

As reported elsewhere, David Kemp has decided to join Pompey as their first team coach, having expertly (?) masterminded WFC’s slump last season. DK was…

So, Fulham it is then, and be honest, it was the one every single Womble wanted. Already, some of the “old guard” (of which I…

OK, it wasn’t particularly brilliant, but I’m not going to knock the outcome of Arsenil 1 Upthearse 1. As far as performances go, this was…