The traditional boxing day game is normally cold and dampened by a really dumb kickoff time of 12pm, and SW19′s Army 1 Royal Navy 1 was no exception. If I was the BBC or some other football journo type twat, I would describe this game as scrappy. However, I’m a WFC fan, so I’ll instead
It’s the time of year that every half-witted journalistic enterprise gives their lowdown on what they think – no, what they know – is going to happen over the next 12 months. The reasons for this are clear : firstly, it’s a attempt to tap into the supernatural psyche possessed by humans. Secondly, it’s to
Business as usual : another trip away from the Cesspit, another comprehensive victory : Transexuals 0 Straight & Narrow 4 was especially pleasing, as we didn’t have our supposed best player, JH on the field. Up front was Angryman, who terrorised the utter shit out of them along with Euell who we must make every
Yeah yeah, I know I haven’t been updating. This is primarily what this update is about. Firstly, I have been EXTREMELY busy recently, suffice to say that it’s only really the match reports that I can actually do at the moment. If you look at most other web sites, this site is actually updated more
We prepare everything right. We put in effort at SP. We stay in hotels before the game. We even consider playing in green. So how the fuck did Puma 0 Reebok 1 happen? Mostly all round good performance, only letting the second placed team in the league have about one shot on target. Which they
Firstly, after many (well OK, two) complaints, I will point out that it was indeed Damien Francis who scored the first goal against Brum on Saturday, not Jason Euell. Humblest apologies. Secondly, and probably more relevant. Somebody please explain to me the reasoning behind Battered 2 Haddock 2 – there must really be a psychological
Right, who fancies either Wigan or Notts County at SP on a cold January day in the FA Cup? Anyone? Anyone? Well tough shit, because that’s who we’ve got. The kind of draw that nobody wants, we’ll get a sub 4000 crowd as usual, it’ll be a dire game and we’ll realise just what a
And for some reason, today I feel as though I got a bit of payback, albeit eventually. The marked constrast between Tuesday and Blue Nose 0 Red Nose 3 was gobsmaking – whether it was lack of carnal pleasure before the game or whether it was merely the fact that we just had to buck
You may have to excuse me at the minute, because I’m not too sure about how I’m going to approach Squatters 3 Tenants 1. At the moment, I am currently suffering a lethal cocktail of embarrasment, anger, bewilderment, disgust and betrayal. Embarrassment, because the way we played so well in the first half and then