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Yearly Archives: 2003
It never Raynes…
And after the first game at KM since the ice age, normality was restored, namely Pride of Merton 7 Pus of Merton 0. Yup, today was the Merton Derby, and in traditional fashion we came, we saw, we whipped their arses. We opened the scoring on 2 minutes, scramble by Everard. Insert joke here. Despite
Clipped wings
“Oh bloody hell”, I hear you cry. “Off on your travels AGAIN?”. Well, yes, I have been actually. Gets me away from everyone. “So what is this time? The local cup final in Malawi? A Palestine vs Jewish grudge match in Tel Aviv? Glasgow Celtic again?”. Er no…. “Wait, why don’t you write sometime about
South terminal
Yes, I’m back, jetlagged, tired (you wouldn’t believe how close I am to falling asleep again – and I woke up at 3pm this afternoon), and believe it or not I have a quick report on Horley below. Anyone who complains about it being late can suck my dick. Few things first : one, thanks
Ashworth
This was always going to be a big grudge game. And with Wednesday¹s cup tie such a close-run thing, there was only one question hovering on everyone¹s lips as we turned up at Young¹s Drive: would the weather freeze our bits off? In the end, Pie and MAsh 3 Steak Well Don 5 was enough
More Ash
If we could score as Jordan on a bad night out we would muller some of these sides, we won…just, and it finished a mighty leslie ASH 0 DONna air 1 (that took me ages to think of and it isn’t funny). Impressively 850 odd turned up for an away tie in our fifth competition
Reduced bargains
Apparently, there was some little tournament going on that a few people got excited about. Oh yeah, England beat Australia in the Rugby Union WC final or something. Very good, though I bet this time next week, when the Zurich Premiership gets going again, most people will ignore the game totally. Speaking of ignoring the
Cup of coffee
Right, firstly, MASSIVE apology for the delay in writing up the Walton game. As some of you may know, I’m on the WISA Committee and I’ve been helping out with the DT Questionnaire, which was compiled by Charlie Bell and is available here if you haven’t seen it already. And proof-reading, defending from accusations of
Cob county
Guess who forgot his camera? Yup, you guessed it. Still, you would have been able to get a good butchers at yet another stuffing, the latest one-sided result being Leg O’Mutton 0 Gander O’Green Lane 4. After a very very boring first half, where we have virtually no shots on target and they had less,
Witney Houston
Oh christ, how can I write about our 200 billionth straight win without repeating myself, or sounding jaded, dismissive of the opposition or indeed sounding like a home counties Man U fan, complete with newly purchased shirt and Premiershit Plus subscription? OK, here goes ……. it finished Orange Order 6 Orange and White 0, both