So, Xmas is over. You’ve stuffed your bird, you’ve survived the television and the sales and now you’re wanting some outdoor action. And what could have been better than Chicks 0 Dudes 2? Well, something a bit warmer, with some better football and less mud for starters. Oh well. The game really isn’t much to
By the time you read this, you would probably have come back from the Xmas party. Most of you will be in some sort of inebriated state, some of you would have had sex at the party. A couple of you may have even had sex with the person you intended to copulate with. Which
Cup competitions are strange beings. For every Thurrock we get a Brimsdown. For every Hendon we get an Ilford. And for every Banstead we get Last Year’s CCL Champions 4 Last Year’s CCL Also-rans 1. It was a test for how much we’ve come since the heady days of last season, and when a semi-second
WARNING: THIS REPORT CONTAINS LOTS OF SWEARING by Leamington Pete Well, my tenure as BAT SPORTS vs AFCWIMBLEDON match reporter came to an abrupt end, a day before it started. So I guess I should report on the other Vase match going on this weekend. Leamington 2 Durham City AFC 1 (sorry for the lack
If there was ever the proverbial game of two halves, then Eurotunnel 1 Morden LT Depot 4 would surely be on there. I don’t want to talk about the first half. I think Carling Opta’s stats would have had it all down as 0 shots on target, 0 shots off target, god knows how many
No, this isn’t the Cray report. It was a bit tricky writing one as I wasn’t actually there (insert joke here). At least the millstone has been removed, and put away into cold storage. What we don’t need is for an Arsenil-style blip tomorrow against Molesey (and no, I’m not there tomorrow evening either, I’m
While these sort of games tend to happen towards the end of the season, Pony 1 Trap 2 had an air of banana skin attached to it. It’s those sort of places where runs end with a whimper rather than a bang. The game started off on a pitch that looked like the Somme, while
Any expectation that we would take it easy after the 76th game unbeaten were blown away thanks to Richard Gere 2 Hamster 0*. The fact that it was cold and wet didn’t dampen (sorry) our performance which started off pretty well and sort of carried on throughout the whole game. * – LEGAL NOTICE: This
Suddenly, all looks fine again in the AFCW garden. OK, so it was only the New Sponsor Needed Cup but judging by Goats 1 Llamas 2 the millstone has been removed and suddenly we look like the all-conquering warriors, metaphorically raping and pillaging all before us. Probably. I can’t quite place what’s different since Bromley