While these sort of games tend to happen towards the end of the season, Pony 1 Trap 2 had an air of banana skin attached to it. It’s those sort of places where runs end with a whimper rather than a bang. The game started off on a pitch that looked like the Somme, while
Any expectation that we would take it easy after the 76th game unbeaten were blown away thanks to Richard Gere 2 Hamster 0*. The fact that it was cold and wet didn’t dampen (sorry) our performance which started off pretty well and sort of carried on throughout the whole game. * – LEGAL NOTICE: This
Suddenly, all looks fine again in the AFCW garden. OK, so it was only the New Sponsor Needed Cup but judging by Goats 1 Llamas 2 the millstone has been removed and suddenly we look like the all-conquering warriors, metaphorically raping and pillaging all before us. Probably. I can’t quite place what’s different since Bromley
Quick. Where’s Norris McWhirter? Oh wait, he’s dead. Never mind, get Roy Castle. Oh wait, he’s dead as well. Damn. Looks like we’ll have to sing it….. “Dedication, dedication, dedication, that’s what you need. If you want to be the best, and if you want to beat the rest, dedication’s what you need”. Cue trumpet.
Oh dear. How can I even begin to explain the carnage that Hens 3 Cocks 0 became? It seems like everything that could have gone wrong, did go wrong. Suddenly, there was no plan B, no likelyhood of scoring. All shots went over the bar, or wide. That is, when we weren’t miscontrolling the ball.
Yes, there wasn’t a Fleet report. Basically speaking, I left my pen at home and had to nab one, so there weren’t so many notes anyway. The next day, evening and Thursday morning were out of the question, so that’s why there hasn’t been anything up until now Instead, a few random thoughts from the